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what your parents do for a living

funny Akpos joke

Teacher:"kids tell me what your parents do for a living"
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Ochuku:"my mom is a teacher and my dad is a mechanic"
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Teacher:"Good"
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Jennifer:"my mom is unemployed and my dad is a latstman"
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Teacher:"good"
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Akpos:"my mom is a prostitute and I dont know my dad"
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Teacher:"Get out of my class,and report to the principal tell him what you just told me"
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10 minutes later Akpos returns smilling and eating an apple...
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Teacher:"why are you smilling?
Did you tell the principal what you told me?"
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Akpos:"yes I did"
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Teacher:"what did he say,what is your punishment?"
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Akpos:"He just gave me an apple to eat and asked me to give him my mom's phone number and our address."
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HE'S COMING TO OUR HOUSE TO SEE MY MOTHER TOMORROW.

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