"Akpos Daily Joke"
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Dangote:"(picks phone) who is this?"
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Akpos:"I'm a nobody sir,I meant,I meant,my name is Akpos"
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Akpos:"I live in warri,Delta state,my friends call me Akposki."
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Dangote:"(cuts in) young man save me the long crap and go straight to the point."
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Akpos:"Sir,I wanted to kow whether there is any 1 million naira that you are not using."
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Dangote:"Kai Dan Isko go and ask Google."
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